sherlockspeare:

teralilac:

Sherlock portrait by me 

(via bobthedumptruck)

best-of-funny:

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

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(Source: carlosbaila, via jennymarbles1)

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

saltandvinegarcrisps:

the internet is trying to break up with me

(via bobthedumptruck)

best-of-funny:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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(Source: brennablueskies, via jennymarbles1)

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

(via bigbigbigday006)

kittensandlove:

My birthday kitty yesterday!!! My Lucie turned two :)